Just some random stuff…

1. Li Jiawei lost to the stupid south korean bitch. Bah.

2. I realise I kinda like Christina Aguilera afterall.

C’mon. She might be a total bitch, but she can sing!

3. There’s a test tomorrow and I ain’t touching anything.

4. My parents went out and left us to starve at home.

5. Me, yoke, mindan and xueling decided to aim for University of Michigan.

6. My classmate said he saw the girl in library again, though I’ve yet to interrogate him.

7. Just discovered a wonderful song from Kelvin and Sabrina

“Do - The stuff that buys me beer

Re - The guy who serves me beer

Mi- The one who drinks the beer

Fa - The distance to the beer

So - Would you give me a beer?

La - lalalalala beer

Te - No thanks I’m having beer”

*sing to the tune of do-re-mi*

9. I’m typing all this rubbish cos every channel on TV is broadcasting the freaking National Day Rally…argh! Whatever happened to wholesome entertainment like Sex in the city?

10. Can’t think anything witty to say. Shall just leave it hanging.

11. I just realised I missed out number 8. Bah!

A classmate of mine claimed that he had found his dream girl while studying in Woodlands library, I eyed him suspiciously and he rambled on excitedly about how the girl looks like, (she sat at the same table as he did) and how he even thinks the girl likes him.

This is really weird…

For all I know, he has a sick fascination with revolutionary leaders like Mao Ze Dong. My gosh! He even has a Mao Ze Dong T-shirt.

What the…

That’s not the point. Point is, is there really such a thing as love at first sight?

I used to believe in that when I was young cos I’ve liked guys even thought we just met.

Then again, I realised it was juz simply ‘like’.

Nothing more than that.

Yeah, they qualify for eye candies and crushes, but it never reached the extent of ‘love’.

I need much more than first eye contact to fall in love with someone.

But ever since the hurt caused by ‘THAT’ guy, I just can’t seem to love anymore.

I may gush over guys like Ronnie and whoever looks cute, but they are just mere eye candies and I don’t LOVE them.

Yeah, that clears the myth. I’m boy-crazy but I don’t love all of them!

BUT I STILL WELCOME CUTE BLONDES THOUGH!

BEWARE EVERYONE!!! I AM SO NOT IN A GOOD MOOD NOW.

I’M JUST GONNA USE UP ALL THE VULGAR LANGUAGE I’VE “CAUGHT” OVER THE YEARS ON THIS ENTRY.



FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MAY FIND THIS OFFENSIVE.

LEAVE!!!

NOW!!!

I WARNED YOU! SO DON’T WHINE IN MY TAGBOARD ABOUT HOW VULGAR I AM!



DON’T TELL ME THAT I’M MEAN!



I’D FUCKING KILL WHOEVER DOES THAT!



YOU’RE NOT ME AND YOU WON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL! SO CUT THE CRAP ABOUT BEING NICE.

WHEN I’M PISSED, I’M NEVER NICE!











TO A CERTAIN MR. LIM OUT THERE:

YOU SUCK A MILLION!

I’VE NEVER MET SOMEONE AS VILE AND DISGUSTING AS YOU!!!

IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY FACE, THEN I SUGGEST YOU GO AND FUCK YOURSELF!!!

THEN AGAIN, I DOUBT YOU CAN DO THAT COS YOU PROBABLY DON’T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT!!!

SERIOUSLY, YOU’RE THE WORST TEACHER I’VE EVER MET! YOU BIASED TWO - FACED FREAK!

I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A BULLDOZER FOR A MILLION TIMES!!!

SO WHAT IF I’M NOT GOOD IN CHINESE?

SO WHAT IF I SUCK?

YOU FUCKING LOOK DOWN ON ME RIGHT? YOU THINK I’M A GOOD FOR NOTHING RIGHT?



HAHA!



THIS IS MY LIFE! I DON’T NEED YOU! I DON’T NEED ANYONE TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO! NOT EVEN MY PARENTS HAVE THAT RIGHT!

TRUTH IS, MOE PUT ME INTO THIS SHITTY LEP PROGRAM AND YOU CAN’T DO FUCK ABOUT IT.

AND NOW I’M STAYING AND YOU FREAKING CAN’T KICK ME OUT.

BESIDES I HAVE A CLEAN AND SPOTLESS DISCIPLINE RECORD SINCE PRIMARY SCHOOL TILL NOW, EVEN IF YOU WERE TO GIVE ME 10 DEMERIT POINTS NOW, YOU BET I WOULD FUCKING STAY IN THIS SCHOOL.

CONGRATS AGAIN FOR MAKING ME DROP S PAPER! BET YOU COULDN’T BE HAPPIER HUH?

BUT STILL, YOU CAN’T FORCE ME TO DROP LEP. TOO BAD YOU BASTARD!!!

I KNOW YOU NEVER LIKED ME, SO WHAT?

I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU, I DON’T LIKE YOU EITHER.

ALL YOUR OTHER LEP STUDENTS CAN SUCK UP TO YOU ALL THEY WANT, I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT IT.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M NOT GONNA LOSE, YOU’D SEE.

I SWEAR I’LL GET A BIG FAT ‘A’ FOR MY A LEVELS AND SHOVE THE RESULTS IN YOUR UGLY UGLY FACE!!!

ALSO, COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU JUST DON’T LIKE OUR CLASS ISN’T IT?

WELL, WE DON’T NEED YOU TO LIKE US.

YOU CAN GO AROUND AND STICK WITH THOSE POLITICALLY CORRECT, BORING AND ‘CHEENA’ STUDENTS FOR ALL YOU WANT!



CHEENA CHEENA CHEENA!!!



SO WHAT IF THEIR CHINESE IS GOOD? ARE THEY EFFECTIVELY BILINGUAL LIKE US AS WELL?!

I BET MOST OF THEM ARE FAILING THEIR GP!!!



AND TO A CERTAIN IDIOT OUT THERE!



JUST BECAUSE YOU READ MY BLOG DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO PUBLICISE THE CONTENTS!

STOP TRYING TO MAKE PATHETIC CONVERSATION WITH ME! I DON’T WANNA TALK TO YOU! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!

AND IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH SENSE, YOU’D KNOW THAT I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!



YEAH YOU!



JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Seriously, some people are just so PATHETIC.

I could go on and on about the losers on Singapore Idol but I shall refrain from doing so in case their loser-ness inflitrates my sane and intelligent mind while typing this shit.

Makes you wonder why such people even exist right?

I’m sure they have perfectly normal parents and I’m sure they have perfectly normal upbringing as well.

So what happened?

Must be this fucking education system I tell you. These losers just get sick and tired of being trashed and kicked around like morons in school so they decide to take revenge by doing downright idiotic stuff on national TV, hoping that we will catch their loser-ness disease and become losers like them.

HAH!

NICE TRY!!!

BUT IT WON’T WORK ON ME!!!

But I suspect that someone in class has caught that disease…Wait a minute. I think he caught it way before SI.

Oh…

So he’s a LOSER by nature!!!

How sad…

It’s not his fault really. And it’s not my fault that I constantly shoot him down or dismiss him with “BAH!”

I can’t help it. Really.

According to my mum, I’m highly allergic to losers and morons.

Reactions do vary.

1. The mouth would spew vulgarities for the next 10 minutes.

2. The middle finger seems to have a life of its own.

3. When it gets real bad, the leg is raised and kicks the irritant in the arse.

I’m thankful that the third reaction has yet to happen.

See?

It’s really not my fault!

I notice that there are people who are starting to label the kinky club as “fake” or whatever shit adjectives you have there.

Of course it’s bloody FAKE!!! It’s just as, if not more, fake than Pamela Anderson’s boobs.

Do you really think that such a club exists?!

And in case some people are too daft to notice, we are just sick and tired from all the mugging and we need some form of a release. The “setting up” of kinky club was a mere joke that somehow keeps me and many others sane. In fact, it makes more sense than all the senseless mugging all around.

I don’t know about you, maybe your way of keeping your sanity is by wailing loudly at home or bitch about others’ clubs that you are “banned” from joining.

But please take note that we are all different, your idea of ‘fun’ may not lie in discussing kinky stuff, you may even feel irritated by it.



By all means…

GET OUT!!!







There. I said it. Say shit about me and I won’t care.



As for the fact that the so called “alliances” are crumbling…I would say…whatever!



To SOME people, alliances are some sort of a facade.

Maybe I should remind you that alliances do come in handy when you need help in studies and there ARE people who will offer their help no matter how busy they are. Of course, for people who did not notice that, there are 2 possibilities:



1. They have no friends. (Imaginary friends don’t count.)



2. They are selfish assholes themselves.



You may even be both.



Point is, everyone’s mugging now and everyone will be selfish to a certain extent.

But before you call anyone selfish, have you ever spared a thought for others?

Aren’t you selfish yourself when you expect people to help you to the extent that they have no energy to help themselves?



Think people. Think.



Do not demand of others what you can’t give yourself.

This is officially my 100th post.

Don’t know what’s that supposed to mean though…

Just got a new phone. One of my friend told me she’s envious of me…

I don’t know.

Sure, the phone’s pretty cool. But I don’t get very excited about it or anything.

Seriously, some people may be envious of me in one way or another.

But there’s nothing about me that anyone should envy about. I’m envious of many people.

Envious of their looks.

Envious of their grades.

Envious of their clothes.

Envious of their wealth.

Envious of their family.

I short, I just envy everyone cos I simply think whatever I have or possess sucks.

It’s been months since he got attached.

I’m rather proud to say that I haven’t thought about him all this while. He’s so totally out of my head.

Which is a good thing. Cos I’m liberated from all this bullshit. Been hurt too many times and I don’t wanna get involved in something similar again. I can’t imagine the pain I have to go through all over again.

Just don’t feel too good now. I think I’m dying…

Hey peeps! Sorry for not updating this for a long time.

I know this would seem unelievable, but I was busy mugging.

Yes, you heard me right. I’ve become strangely addcited to mugging in the library these days. Can you imagine mugging in the library with my mugging gang even after the National Day celebrations yesterday?

Actually, mugging can be quite interesting. And it has a strange calming effect on me. I find that when I’m mugging, the world doesn’t seem so crazy anymore. When I mug, I don’t have the time to be pessimistic and think about some rubbish stuff. I’ve been plagued with too many problems for too long. Mugging kinda gives me a purpose, I know where I wanna go, I know I don’t wanna stay here forever, I know I wanna get a scholarship and go somewhere far far away. And the prelims and the ‘A’ levels are my only chances.

In short, I can’t afford to screw up this time.

Won’t be blogging for a few days I guess…